Night 5 Japanese Mythology (Kojiki) Story 4
Susanoo and the Eight Headed Serpent
The storm god gets expelled, then becomes a hero by getting a monster drunk and cutting it down. The Kojiki does not start clean. Japan begins with divine sex, bad instructions, death, caves, drunk monsters, ugly family politics and beauty based dick choices.
Japan Begins With Bodies, Not Polite Mist
A glass hits the table.
Masa
The storm god gets expelled, then becomes a hero by getting a monster drunk and cutting it down.
Sayaka
That is way less polite than the shrine brochure version.
Masa
The Kojiki does not start clean.
Japan begins with divine sex, bad instructions, death, caves, drunk monsters, ugly family politics and beauty based dick choices.
Yamato
Divine sex and bad management. Japan really opens strong.
Masa
The stories are physical as hell.
Bodies create islands, food traps people in the dead world, gods hide, bleed, give birth, get jealous and make terrible calls.
The Sacred Stuff Gets Physical
Masa
Yamata no Orochi is beaten by preparation, not just strength.
Daichi
That is where the whole room starts to understand the damage.
Masa
Kushinada hime links rescue, marriage and local order.
Sayaka
The sacred and the fucked up are sitting at the same table.
Masa
The sword found in the tail becomes one of Japan’s great regalia stories.
The private family disaster keeps turning into public order: islands, lineages, rituals, regalia and rulers all come out of bodies doing messy body things.
Why The Myths Still Hit
Masa
It survives because land, sex, ritual, family and rulership are all tied together. The sacred stuff is not floating above life.
It is knee deep in the mess.
Yamato
So the classic survives because the human stupidity is still alive.
Masa
Exactly. Japanese Mythology, Kojiki is not alive because the names are old.
It is alive because people still want sex, rank, praise, control, revenge, approval or a clean little excuse for their bullshit.
Sayaka
That is unfortunately very easy to understand.
The Mess Under The Ritual
Masa
The private family disaster keeps turning into public order: islands, lineages, rituals, regalia and rulers all come out of bodies doing messy body things.
Daichi
That is the bit that makes the old story suddenly feel way too close.
Masa
That is the weird power of the Kojiki.
The sacred and the fucked up sit at the same table, and neither one leaves.
Sayaka
Yeah, that is going to stick whether I like it or not.
FAQ
- Q. What is Susanoo and the Eight Headed Serpent about?
- A. The storm god gets expelled, then becomes a hero by getting a monster drunk and cutting it down.
- Q. What is the first thing to notice?
- A. Yamata no Orochi is beaten by preparation, not just strength.
- Q. Why does it still hit?
- A. The storm god gets expelled, then becomes a hero by getting a monster drunk and cutting it down. The private family disaster keeps turning into public order: islands, lineages, rituals, regalia and rulers all come out of bodies doing messy body things.
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If this happened todayCompliance trouble meter★★★★★
Messy enough to raise eyebrows, not enough to stop the table.
Against modern Japanese law, just for fun
- 酒税法
- 銃刀法
Just for fun: a reading of which articles of present-day Japanese law the original events might brush up against. Article numbers only.
Quiz yourself (original questions)
Not copied from past papers. These are original practice questions written for this article. Give them a go.
Q1What makes Susanoo and the Eight Headed Serpent memorable?